"Roses are Red"

We (I say "we" because Noell helped and thinks this is just as funny as I do) scoured twitter and those random yahoo answers pages and found some of the best "Roses are Red" poems out there. Here they are: 

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

some poems don't rhyme,

this is one of them. 

Roses are blue,

violets are unicorn,

this makes no sense,

refrigerator.

Roses are red, 

violets are blue,

something something,

lets get naked. 

Roses are red, 

violets are blue,

I know I'm pretty,

but what happened to you! 

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Bright
My Pet Dinosaurs Gonna Come
And Rape You Tonight

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