The Flying Snark from the Latin flyus snarkus is any winged moth like insect that exhibits "snarkesque" traits. With over 123456789 know spices and variations of snark, it is one of the most wide spread avian beasts. The snark can be found in any of a range of environments including:
Deserts: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert
Wetlands: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetlands
Forests: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forests
Tropics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropics
How You Know You Have a Snark
To identify a snark one must use the Kimothy Snarkation Scale. There are several factors that a creature must meet before being designated as a snark. It must exhibit ALL OF THE FOLLOWING TRAITS:
1. A general disregard for time and place when being "snarky"
2. Little to no knowledge of how awkward it is making a situation
3. Repetitive "snarkiness" with no apparent desire for change
4. Ability to bring out snark in others by mere presence
5. Full acceptance of "snarkiness"
Male Vs. Female
How to Cope With the Presence of a Snark
The snark is a protected species, having been deemed "a necessary means for the regulation of the ego of others". The deliberate killing of any snark will result in a stern talking to and a sever slap on the wrist. Snarks are protected under the migratory smart-ass act of 1802.
In dealing with a snark, it is best to take the "grin and bare it" approach. It must be remembered that the snark is extremely temperamental and has been known to attack with very little provocation. Rather than confronting the snark, one should remember that the snark will run itself out if left to its own devices for any length of time.
